02.16.07
Wow!
Once upon a time there was a ‘me’ that studied HCI & cognitive psychology as part of a degree course. This gets that ‘me’ unbelievably excited!
02.01.07
Memories #1
I remember a most distressing period of my life, notable for the fact that I started periodically producing stunningly green poo, I think I was about 10 when it first started & it carried on ’til I was about 13 or so. It was really worrying, I’d glance down the toilet & soylent green would stare back at me. I never told anyone about it, but I secretly stressed that I had something seriously wrong with my innards until it just stopped one day, never came back & I forgot all about it.
Years later I wandered into a news agent & upon buying my copy of 2000AD I noticed the slush puppie machine behind the counter & thought to myself “golly, I haven’t had one of those in years!” & so I purchased a small raspberry slushy beverage for myself. Now the odd thing about the raspberry flavouring was that it was bright blue & the next day I produced the oddest bluest shit known to man. Suddenly all those years of anxiety came flooding back & at the same instant melted away, as I remembered my favourite drink as a nipper was slush puppie & that my “thing” was always making sure I got one squirt of raspberry (blue) & one squirt of orange (orange) which produced a scarily green conconction that I could wave under my friends noses to gross them out.
Food colouring is a wonderful thing.
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The sun is out…
…& everybody’s blogging!
 Except me of course, I just have a vast number of unfinished unpublished entries sitting here gathering dust 
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