01.20.07
Batchelors Super Noodle – To Go!
I ate one of these earlier, curry flavour, it was truly rank. Afterward I felt really really dirty, so dirty in fact that I had to run down to Tesco to buy a poncey salad (red rice with tuna) in the hope that it would somehow “out health” the consumed filth.
It didn’t, I have stomach ache, & I fear my troubles are only just beginning…